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The i-banking monkey is an analyst at a bulge bracket investment bank that likes to think it is second to none. That's about all the thinking the firm does.
The monkey, on the other hand, thinks a little too much - about the firm, about the client, about the model, and as is rather obvious from this blog, not enough about oneself.
The monkey can be contacted here.
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7 comments:
Does anyone else find it disturbing that the person commenting on this page uses little circles in place of the dots on the letter "i" and the exclamation mark? Also, they missed a typo in "synnergies."
Classic, in a deeply frightening way.
The Epicurean Dealmaker
Who's willing to put money on the fact that those little o's on top of the i's used to be little hearts in pink ink when said individual was in school. Bet you the markup is from a female banker. Any takers?
Isn't this the same markup you posted last year?
"Isn't this the same markup you posted last year?"
Yes, however you will notice that the logo of a certain investment bank, which shall remain nameless, has been taken out. This ibank, which shall remain nameless, had the nerve of pushing for my post to be removed on the grounds that it was detrimental to their brand image - as if having assholes like that VP working for them (yes you know who you are) isn't! Anyhow, enjoy the new and censored version.
Yay, we want more of this shit that can make the rounds! Bring it one. More markups please!
is this for real though???? i mean do people really come up with comments like this - how the heck are you meant to read what is written there and which do you do first? it doesnt make any sense - must be a joke??!?!?!
Is it for real? Sure. It happens all the time, but some of those comments you really shouldn't be told. It only looks that bad if you made seriously little effort in the work in the first place... dotting is and crossing ts is what you can do yourself. Also aligning numbers and sizing the charts should be something that this analyst could have done him/herself before passing it up the pyramid. Having said that, whoever marked this ip is a serios idit, because it looks to me like they don't have a clue about what they want to get out of this page.
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