Responding to an Investment Opportunity

Monday, May 21, 2007

Responding to an Investment Opportunity

This is how an i-banker negotiates...

Sent :
Monday, May 21, 2007 11:29 AM
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Subject :

Dear Mr. Musa,

Thank you most kindly for the email you have relayed, which is attached hereunder. It is with much joy that I read your email. It is truly amazing that you have found my contact details and I am most grateful that you have decided to contact me. Engineer Steve Moore (Snr.) is my uncle. He was working in Africa for some years, and we have lost contact from him.

Whilst it is unfortunate that you have not been able to find relatives, is today not a great day, as you have found a relative - and the US$30 million will not need to go into the ammunition fund! Please email me your contact details so i can give you my banka ccount number, to which you can transfer the full US$30 million.

What a fantastic day for everyone!

All the best!



Anonymous said...

In sophisticated and unmistakable i-banker style! :))

Reminds me how I once dealt with one of them jerks from prison, who call up grannies and go the "Mommy, I am in deep %^&* and need loads of money" way :P

Investment Banking Monkey said...

Still no response from our friend...