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The tree hopping, tail swinging, pitch book throwing, tequila drinking and deal-breaking life of an investment banking monkey.
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The i-banking monkey is an analyst at a bulge bracket investment bank that likes to think it is second to none. That's about all the thinking the firm does.
The monkey, on the other hand, thinks a little too much - about the firm, about the client, about the model, and as is rather obvious from this blog, not enough about oneself.
The monkey can be contacted here.
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3 comments:
Lollllll - shittybunch
Comments:
* increaase indent by 2 points
* increase own bank logo
* shrink other bank logo
* increase font of value as its is in billions! make it arial black and bold
* reduce logo of client - they're the ones that paid, who cares
* reduce the logo of target - it's about the money
* block shape - get graphics to come upo with some sexier designs
* try get them to place a piece of whatstheirname (the target)'s products into the lucite
good work
Hehe ... but it will be soon only SHITI corporate & investment bungling. On the other hand, Goldmen have and always will suck. My money is on the monkey works for Goldmen in telecoms.
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