Done, drafted and sent to Kruelberg Kretin to put in the final number (Frank doesn’t trust his bankers with shit like this), which he has done, and it has been faxed to the seller.
Done. All done, credit approved and ready to go.
Frank’s dummy proof database:
Done. Even Frank can’t be caught off guard with this one.
None. It’s for fucking wimps when the biggest private equity deal is in question. Running 36 hours and ready to run some more for that sweet fucking tombstone.
3:00 pm (10:00 am NY time) – no news from Frank
4:00 pm (11:00 am NY time) – no news from Frank
5:00 pm (12:00 am NY time) – no news from Frank
6:00 pm (13:00 pm NY time) – no news from Frank
6:23 pm (13:23 pm NY time) – no news from Frank – Reuters newsfeed hits the wire:
“Blunderstone does largest private equity deal – NY: Blunderstone, the leading private equity house, advised by Shitty Corporate and investment Bungling and Reich Bank has announced that it has been selected as the winner in the highly contested tender that has been making headlines for weeks. Reportedly, Kruelberg Kretin, the favourite contender in the process, reportedly presented an offer that fell well short of the seller’s expectations”
Frank fucking Johnson you’ve fucking done it fucking again! You’ve fucked it up and stolen the sweet, sweet tombstone. You suck!