Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The lighter side of Rupert
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Rob gets a piece of "work" from the new intern and gives him this markup. That night, Rob finds the second markup sitting on his chair - "from Rupert!" Damn. Interns. They don't make them like they used to!
The tree hopping, tail swinging, pitch book throwing, tequila drinking and deal-breaking life of an investment banking monkey.
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7 comments:
with all the bitching that took place - the reviewer still sucks coz they didnt pick up that the calendar for march was wrong - it starts on thu not wed..........
Spoken like a true investment banker - excellent attention to detail :)
Anon #1:
March started on a Wed in 2006
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The date says 20/12/2006 and the suggestion is to "Write it out" .... 20th January 2006. Since when is January the 12th month?
Monkey is considering handing out a Rupert McMuppet tshirt to whoever spots all the bits and pieces on this markup that dont make any sense whatsoever :)
Holy shit!!! This slide is absolutely bullshit. Ugly! But funny. Does this shit happen usually?
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